Thursday, April 27, 2006

sardar the great


Sardarji Kidnapping a Child
 
 
A Sardar Ji was Living hand to Mouth.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
 
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
 
Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
 
Signed: "A Sardarji".
 
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
 
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:
 
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

:)

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now see this :D

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Finger call center

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old timer

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."

The Name is Bond - James Bond

Could not stop myself from posting this one:

If James Bond is 007. Then who is 111?
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Think. Use your brains! ;)
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OK. Still not able to answer kya?
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111 is Binary James Bond. :P

{For mathematically handicapped 2×0+2×1+2*2=7}

LOL :D

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Thats True...



 1.  SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3.
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol


8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

15. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film

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& the winner is...

16. One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...! hehehehehehe...!



Friday, April 07, 2006

Guess the joke ........ lai panchat :)

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Experience this moment




On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM
in the morning, the time and date (mm/dd/yy)  will be

01:02:03 04/05/06

This will never happen again in your life time.