Friday, August 25, 2006

What the terrorists want

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/08/what_the_terror.html

August 24, 2006

What the Terrorists Want

On Aug. 16, two men were escorted off a plane headed for Manchester, England, because some passengers thought they looked either Asian or Middle Eastern, might have been talking Arabic, wore leather jackets, and looked at their watches -- and the passengers refused to fly with them on board. The men were questioned for several hours and then released.

On Aug. 15, an entire airport terminal was evacuated because someone's cosmetics triggered a false positive for explosives. The same day, a Muslim man was removed from an airplane in Denver for reciting prayers. The Transportation Security Administration decided that the flight crew overreacted, but he still had to spend the night in Denver before flying home the next day. The next day, a Port of Seattle terminal was evacuated because a couple of dogs gave a false alarm for explosives.

On Aug. 19, a plane made an emergency landing in Tampa, Florida, after the crew became suspicious because two of the lavatory doors were locked. The plane was searched, but nothing was found. Meanwhile, a man who tampered with a bathroom smoke detector on a flight to San Antonio was cleared of terrorism, but only after having his house searched.

On Aug. 16, a woman suffered a panic attack and became violent on a flight from London to Washington, so the plane was escorted to the Boston airport by fighter jets. "The woman was carrying hand cream and matches but was not a terrorist threat," said the TSA spokesman after the incident.

And on Aug. 18, a plane flying from London to Egypt made an emergency landing in Italy when someone found a bomb threat scrawled on an air sickness bag. Nothing was found on the plane, and no one knows how long the note was on board.

I'd like everyone to take a deep breath and listen for a minute.

The point of terrorism is to cause terror, sometimes to further a political goal and sometimes out of sheer hatred. The people terrorists kill are not the targets; they are collateral damage. And blowing up planes, trains, markets or buses is not the goal; those are just tactics. The real targets of terrorism are the rest of us: the billions of us who are not killed but are terrorized because of the killing. The real point of terrorism is not the act itself, but our reaction to the act.

And we're doing exactly what the terrorists want.

We're all a little jumpy after the recent arrest of 23 terror suspects in Great Britain. The men were reportedly plotting a liquid-explosive attack on airplanes, and both the press and politicians have been trumpeting the story ever since.

In truth, it's doubtful that their plan would have succeeded; chemists have been debunking the idea since it became public. Certainly the suspects were a long way off from trying: None had bought airline tickets, and some didn't even have passports.

Regardless of the threat, from the would-be bombers' perspective, the explosives and planes were merely tactics. Their goal was to cause terror, and in that they've succeeded.

Imagine for a moment what would have happened if they had blown up 10 planes. There would be canceled flights, chaos at airports, bans on carry-on luggage, world leaders talking tough new security measures, political posturing and all sorts of false alarms as jittery people panicked. To a lesser degree, that's basically what's happening right now.

Our politicians help the terrorists every time they use fear as a campaign tactic. The press helps every time it writes scare stories about the plot and the threat. And if we're terrified, and we share that fear, we help. All of these actions intensify and repeat the terrorists' actions, and increase the effects of their terror.

(I am not saying that the politicians and press are terrorists, or that they share any of the blame for terrorist attacks. I'm not that stupid. But the subject of terrorism is more complex than it appears, and understanding its various causes and effects are vital for understanding how to best deal with it.)

The implausible plots and false alarms actually hurt us in two ways. Not only do they increase the level of fear, but they also waste time and resources that could be better spent fighting the real threats and increasing actual security. I'll bet the terrorists are laughing at us.

Another thought experiment: Imagine for a moment that the British government arrested the 23 suspects without fanfare. Imagine that the TSA and its European counterparts didn't engage in pointless airline-security measures like banning liquids. And imagine that the press didn't write about it endlessly, and that the politicians didn't use the event to remind us all how scared we should be. If we'd reacted that way, then the terrorists would have truly failed.

It's time we calm down and fight terror with antiterror. This does not mean that we simply roll over and accept terrorism. There are things our government can and should do to fight terrorism, most of them involving intelligence and investigation -- and not focusing on specific plots.

But our job is to remain steadfast in the face of terror, to refuse to be terrorized. Our job is to not panic every time two Muslims stand together checking their watches. There are approximately 1 billion Muslims in the world, a large percentage of them not Arab, and about 320 million Arabs in the Middle East, the overwhelming majority of them not terrorists. Our job is to think critically and rationally, and to ignore the cacophony of other interests trying to use terrorism to advance political careers or increase a television show's viewership.

The surest defense against terrorism is to refuse to be terrorized. Our job is to recognize that terrorism is just one of the risks we face, and not a particularly common one at that. And our job is to fight those politicians who use fear as an excuse to take away our liberties and promote security theater that wastes money and doesn't make us any safer.

This essay originally appeared on Wired.com.

EDITED TO ADD (3/24): Here's another incident:

All 12 passengers arrested after a US airliner returned to Amsterdam will be released, Dutch prosecutors say.

Northwest Airlines flight 42, bound for Mumbai (Bombay) in India, changed course over Germany and flew back to Schiphol airport on Wednesday.

The 12 men, said to be of Asian appearance, reportedly aroused suspicion by fiddling with mobile phones and plastic bags.

US air marshals apprehended them before the pilot diverted the flight.

Two Dutch F-16 fighter jets escorted it back to Schiphol.

Sigh.


Drink Tea (From BBC)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5281046.stm?ls


Tea 'healthier' drink than water
Image of a mug of tea
The researchers recommend people consume three to four cups a day
Drinking three or more cups of tea a day is as good for you as drinking plenty of water and may even have extra health benefits, say researchers.

The work in the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition dispels the common belief that tea dehydrates.

Tea not only rehydrates as well as water does, but it can also protect against heart disease and some cancers, UK nutritionists found.

Experts believe flavonoids are the key ingredient in tea that promote health.

Healthy cuppa

These polyphenol antioxidants are found in many foods and plants, including tea leaves, and have been shown to help prevent cell damage.

Tea replaces fluids and contains antioxidants so its got two things going for it
Lead author Dr Ruxton

Public health nutritionist Dr Carrie Ruxton, and colleagues at Kings College London, looked at published studies on the health effects of tea consumption.

They found clear evidence that drinking three to four cups of tea a day can cut the chances of having a heart attack.

Some studies suggested tea consumption protected against cancer, although this effect was less clear-cut.

Other health benefits seen included protection against tooth plaque and potentially tooth decay, plus bone strengthening.

Dr Ruxton said: "Drinking tea is actually better for you than drinking water. Water is essentially replacing fluid. Tea replaces fluids and contains antioxidants so its got two things going for it."

Rehydrating

She said it was an urban myth that tea is dehydrating.

"Studies on caffeine have found very high doses dehydrate and everyone assumes that caffeine-containing beverages dehydrate. But even if you had a really, really strong cup of tea or coffee, which is quite hard to make, you would still have a net gain of fluid.

"Also, a cup of tea contains fluoride, which is good for the teeth," she added.

There was no evidence that tea consumption was harmful to health. However, research suggests that tea can impair the body's ability to absorb iron from food, meaning people at risk of anaemia should avoid drinking tea around mealtimes.

Tea is not dehydrating. It's a healthy drink
Claire Williamson of the British Nutrition Foundation

Dr Ruxton's team found average tea consumption was just under three cups per day.

She said the increasing popularity of soft drinks meant many people were not drinking as much tea as before.

"Tea drinking is most common in older people, the 40 plus age range. In older people, tea sometimes made up about 70% of fluid intake so it is a really important contributor," she said.

Claire Williamson of the British Nutrition Foundation said: "Studies in the laboratory have shown potential health benefits.

"The evidence in humans is not as strong and more studies need to be done. But there are definite potential health benefits from the polyphenols in terms of reducing the risk of diseases such as heart disease and cancers.

"In terms of fluid intake, we recommend 1.5-2 litres per day and that can include tea. Tea is not dehydrating. It's a healthy drink."

The Tea Council provided funding for the work. Dr Ruxton stressed that the work was independent.

Friday, August 18, 2006

English Upgrades

 

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".


In the first year, "s" will
replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump
with joy.


The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.


Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz  yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.


Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.


If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Friday, August 11, 2006

PEPSI....... Yeh Dil Mange NO More!!!


 

Great boy picking the colors to prepare the PEPSI

 

 

 

 

Men at work - washing the bottles

 

 

Men at work washing the bottles Fully

 

 

Boys placing the bottles in the tray

 

 

 

Boy filling the PEPSI Soooooo... called

 

 

 

 

Boy filling the PEPSI & checking for the air bubles

 

 

Boy filling the Gas in the bottles

 

Boy searching for the right caps

 

 

Great man at capping the bottle

 

Quality checking and Success******

 

 

Don't say now Yeh Dil Mange More!!!!!
 
 

Please forward this mail to as many people as possible .....................





Re: A letter to boss - too good!




LETTER to BOSS...



A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see

a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side

on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the

worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling

hands:-



Dear Sir,



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving

the job. The offer was too lucritive and attractive for me to turn down.

I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you.

I am sorry but I had no choice.



The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of

which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to

worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working

upon,

have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me

would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your

convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been

doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my

insight and "big heart".



I am ofcourse retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose

of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from

you. Ofcourse, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the compnay (since I

Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our

Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in

touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always

with me.
Last but not the least. I also have the 7000 Rs entrusted to me by our

company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am

sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus

from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

I thank you for that in advance, and assure you that I will surely invest

them wisely (but not in your company's stocks of course).



Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from

your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs

for the new company.

Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will

surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job

in the new company which I am joining.



Your faithful employee,

S. W. Engineer





At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling,

the Boss read:



PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at

client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in

life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this

mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Two statues and an angel

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

What do you call :

What do you call :
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thadani
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani
A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor? Marjani
A communist Sindhi? Karl Lalwani
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra
A Sindhi casanova? Prem kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindan
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani

Friday, August 04, 2006

5 important lessons to learn from a humble pencil



5 important lessons to learn from a humble pencil.

1. It tells you that everything you do will always leave a Mark

2. You can always correct the mistake you make


3. The important thing in life is what you are from inside and not from
out side


4. In life you will undergo painful sharpenings which will make you better
in whatever you do


5. Finally, to be the best you can be, you must allow yourself to be held
and guided by the hand that holds you