Parachuter

On our first day of training for a charity parachute jump, the instructor made an important point.

"Start preparing for landing when you're at 300 feet."

One student asked, "How do you know when you're at 300 feet"?

"A good question. At 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

She thought about this for a moment before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know"?

The Will

A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family.

"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought that I would never mention him in my will. Well, you are wrong. Hi Dan!"

leepy student

There is "one" sleepy student  in the picture,
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