The Will

A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family.

"To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought that I would never mention him in my will. Well, you are wrong. Hi Dan!"