Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Juices

Juices below are the secret recipe for healthy drinking, a healthier life.

These juices might look or taste awful, but why not for the sake of our body! But, some of them are not that bad, taste good!

1.  Carrot + Ginger + Apple juice

– Boost and cleanse our system.

2. Apple + Cucumber + Celery juice

– Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache.

3. Tomato + Carrot + Apple juice

–  Improve skin complexion and bad breath.

4. Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk juice

– Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

5. Orange + Ginger + Cucumber juice

– Improve skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

6. Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon juice

– To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

7. Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi juice juice

– To improves skin complexion.

8. Pear & Banana juice

– To regulates sugar content.

9. Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango juice

– Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and Fight oxidization!

10. Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk juice

– Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increases cell activity and Strengthen body immunity.

11. Papaya + Pineapple + Milk juice

– Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Gates In Heaven



Bill gates dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a smart two-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine, tailored suit.

"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," says the man, "I was given 50 of these, plus two mansions, a yacht, a golf course and four Rolls-Royces."

"Wow, were you a priest or a doctor healing the sick?" asks Bill.

"No, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Bill storms off to see Saint Peter. "How come the captain of a sunken shipgets all that while I, the inventor of the Windows operating system, get a crummy little house?" he asks.

"We use Windows too," says Saint Peter. "And the Titanic only crashed once."

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Bengali Poetry :o))



Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent
Bustaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from damn fool's heart

Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight
Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town

Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - "Bholanath be brave"
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger's lair

My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day
Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting this Bengalee

He bounding from cave like football player Pele
I run shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothay gele"
Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer looming

I am a telling that never in life
I will risk again for my damn fool wife 


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Laugh a bit



A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself - I am Sardar Banta Singh. Meet my wife Sardarnee
Preeti Singh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....
---------------------------------------------------------------------
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know Why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied
''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
.He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

Random Thoughts ...

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

5. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

6. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

7. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

8. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

9. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

10. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

11. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

13. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

14. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

15. A picture is worth a thousand words, but i t uses up three
thousand times the memory.

16. Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig.

17. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

18. I smile! Because I don't know what the hell is going on.

The only road to success is always under construction.

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
Wise men learn much from fools. Wise guys don't.

We make our own misfortunes and call them our fate.

What is learned in youth is understood in age.

ten dollars is ten dollars

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

What goes around comes around!!!

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.


There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings an elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."

"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.

"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did. Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, & went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.


Monday, September 04, 2006

The inspiring rags-to-riches tale of Sarathbabu

 

 

The inspiring rags-to-riches tale of Sarathbabu

 


Sarathbabu.




 

 

 













 

 

 

 

 

August 31, 2006

When 27-year old Sarathbabu graduated from the Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad, he created quite a stir by refusing a job that offered him a huge salary. He preferred to start his own enterprise -- Foodking Catering Service -- in Ahmedabad.

He was inspired by his mother who once sold idlis on the pavements of Chennai, to educate him and his siblings. It was a dream come true, when Infosys co-founder N R Narayana Murthy lit the traditional lamp and inaugurated Sarathbabu's enterprise.

Sarathbabu was in Chennai, his hometown, a few days ago, to explore the possibility of starting a Foodking unit in the city and also to distribute the Ullas Trust Scholarships instituted by the IT firm Polaris to 2,000 poor students in corporation schools.

In this interview with rediff.com, Sarathbabu describes his rise from a Chennai slum to his journey to the nation's premier management institute to becoming a successful entrepreneur. This is his story, in his own words.

Childhood in a slum

I was born and brought up in a slum in Madipakkam in Chennai. I have two elder sisters and two younger brothers and my mother was the sole breadwinner of the family. It was really tough for her to bring up five kids on her meagre salary.

As she had studied till the tenth standard, she got a job under the mid-day meal scheme of the Tamil Nadu government in a school at a salary of Rs 30 a month. She made just one rupee a day for six people.

So, she sold idlis in the mornings. She would then work for the mid-day meal at the school during daytime. In the evenings, she taught at the adult education programme of the Indian government.

She, thus, did three different jobs to bring us up and educate us. Although she didn't say explicitly that we should study well, we knew she was struggling hard to send us to school. I was determined that her hard work should not go in vain.

I was a topper throughout my school days. In the mornings, we went out to sell idlis because people in slums did not come out of their homes to buy idlis. For kids living in a slum, idlis for breakfast is something very special.

My mother was not aware of institutions like the Birla Institute of Technology and Science, Pilani, or the Indian Institutes of Technology. She only wanted to educate us so that we got a good job. I didn't know what I wanted to do at that time because in my friend-circle, nobody talked about higher education or preparing for the IIT-JEE.

When you constantly worry about the next square meal, you do not dream of becoming a doctor or an engineer. The only thing that was on my mind was to get a good job because my mother was struggling a lot.

I got very good marks in the 10th standard exam. It was the most critical moment of my life. Till the 10th, there was no special fee but for the 11th and the 12th, the fees were Rs 2,000-3,000.

I did book-binding work during the summer vacation and accumulated money for my school fees. When I got plenty of work, I employed 20 other children and all of us did the work together. That was my first real job as an entrepreneur. Once I saw the opportunity, I continued with the work.

Life at BITS, Pilani

Sarathbabau. Photograph: Sreeram SelvarajA classmate of mine told me about BITS, Pilani. He was confident that I would get admission, as I was the topper. He also told me that on completion (of studies at Pilani), I will definitely get a job.

When I got the admission, I had mixed feelings. On one hand I was excited that for the first time I was going out of Chennai, but there was also a sense of uncertainty.

The fees alone were around Rs 28,000, and I had to get around Rs 42,000. It was huge, huge money for us. And there was no one to help us. Just my mother and sisters. One of my sisters -- they were all married by then -- pawned her jewellery and that's how I paid for the first semester.

My mother then found out about an Indian government scholarship scheme. She sent me the application forms, I applied for the scholarship, and I was successful. So, after the first semester, it was the scholarship that helped me through.

It also helped me to pay my debt (to the sister who had pawned her jewellery). I then borrowed money from my other sister and repaid her when the next scholarship came.

The scholarship, however, covered only the tuition fees. What about the hostel fees and food? Even small things like a washing soap or a toothbrush or a tube of toothpaste was a burden. So, I borrowed more at high rates of interest. The debt grew to a substantial amount by the time I reached the fourth year.

First year at BITS, Pilani

To put it mildly, I was absolutely shocked. Till then, I had moved only with students from poor families. At Pilani, all the students were from the upper class or upper middle class families. Their lifestyle was totally different from mine. The topics they discussed were alien to me. They would talk about the good times they had in school.

On the other hand, my school years were a big struggle. There was this communication problem also as I was not conversant in English then.

I just kept quiet and observed them. I concentrated only on my studies because back home so many people had sacrificed for me. And, it took a really long time -- till the end of the first year -- to make friends.

The second year

I became a little more confident and started opening up. I had worked really hard for the engineering exhibition during the first year. I did a lot of labour-intensive work like welding and cutting, though my subject was chemical engineering. My seniors appreciated me.

In my second year also, I worked really hard for the engineering exhibition. This time, my juniors appreciated me, and they became my close friends, so close that they would be at my beck and call.

In the third year, when there was an election for the post of the co-ordinator for the exhibition, my juniors wanted me to contest. Thanks to their efforts I was unanimously elected. That was my first experience of being in the limelight. It was also quite an experience to handle around 100 students.

Seeing my work, slowly my batch mates also came to the fold. All of them said I lead the team very well.

They also told me that I could be a good manager and asked me to do MBA. That was the first time I heard about something called MBA. I asked them about the best institution in India. They said, the Indian Institutes of Management. Then, I decided if I was going to study MBA, it should be at one of the IIMs, and nowhere else.

Inspiration to be an entrepreneur

It was while preparing for the Common Admission Test that I read in the papers that 30 per cent of India's population does not get two meals a day. I know how it feels to be hungry. What should be done to help them, I wondered.

I also read about Infosys and Narayana Murthy, Reliance and Ambani. Reliance employed 20,000-25,000 people at that time, and Infosys, around 15,000. When a single entrepreneur like Ambani employed 25,000 people, he was supporting the family, of four or five, of each employee. So he was taking care of 100,000 people indirectly. I felt I, too, should become an entrepreneur.

But, my mother was waiting for her engineer son to get a job, pay all the debts, build a pucca house and take care of her. And here I was dreaming about starting my own enterprise. I decided to go for a campus interview, and got a job with Polaris. I also sat for CAT but I failed to clear it in my first attempt.

I worked for 30 months at Polaris. By then, I could pay off all the debts but I hadn't built a proper house for my mother. But I decided to pursue my dream. When I took CAT for the third time, I cleared it and got calls from all the six IIMs. I got admission at IIM, Ahmedabad.

Life at IIM, Ahmedabad

My college helped me get a scholarship for the two years that I was at IIM. Unlike in BITS, I was more confident and life at IIM was fantastic. I took up a lot of responsibilities in the college. I was in the mess committee in the first year and in the second year; I was elected the mess secretary.

Becoming an entrepreneur

By the end of the second year, there were many lucrative job offers coming our way, but in my mind I was determined to start something on my own. But back home, I didn't have a house. It was a difficult decision to say 'no' to offers that gave you Rs 800,000 a year. But I was clear in my mind even while I knew the hard realities back home.

Yes, my mother had been an entrepreneur, and subconsciously, she must have inspired me. My inspirations were also (Dhirubhai) Ambani and Narayana Murthy. I knew I was not aiming at something unachievable. I got the courage from them to start my own enterprise.

Nobody at my institute discouraged me. In fact, at least 30-40 students at the IIM wanted to be entrepreneurs. And we used to discuss about ideas all the time. My last option was to take up a job.

Foodking Catering Services Pvt Ltd

My mother is my first inspiration to start a food business. Remember I started my life selling idlis in my slum. Then of course, my experience as the mess secretary at IIM-A was the second inspiration. I must have handled at least a thousand complaints and a thousand suggestions at that time. Every time I solved a problem, they thanked me.

I also felt there is a good opportunity in the food business. If you notice, a lot of people who work in the food business come from the weaker sections of the society.

My friends helped me with registering the company with a capital of Rs 100,000. Because of the IIM brand and also because of the media attention, I could take a loan from the bank without any problem.

I set up an office and employed three persons. The first order was from a software company in Ahmedabad. They wanted us to supply tea, coffee and snacks. We transported the items in an auto.

When I got the order from IIM, Ahmedabad, I took a loan of Rs 11 lakhs (Rs 1.1 million) and started a kitchen. So, my initial capital was Rs 11.75 lakhs (Rs 1.17 million).

Three months have passed, and now we have forty employees and four clients -- IIM Ahmedabad, Darpana Academy, Gujarat Energy Research Management Institute and System Plus.

In the first month of our operation, we earned around Rs 35,000. Now, the turnover is around Rs 250,000. The Chennai operations will start in another three months' time.

Ambition

I want to employ as many people as I can, and improve their quality of life. In the first year, I want to employ around 200-500 people. In the next five years, I hope to increase it by 15,000. I am sure it is possible.

I want to cover all the major cities in India, and later, I want to go around the world too.

I have seen people from all walks of life -- from the slums to the elite in the country. That is why luxuries like a car or a bungalow do not matter to me. Even money doesn't matter to me. I feel bad if I have to have food in a five star hotel. I feel guilty.

Personally, I have no ambition but I want to give a house and a car to my mother.

Appreciation

I did not expect this kind of exposure by the media for my venture or appreciation from people like my director at the IIM or Narayana Murthy. I was just doing what I wanted to do. But the exposure really helped me get orders, finance, everything.

The best compliments I received were from Narayana Murthy and my director at IIM, Ahmedabad. When I told him (IIM-A director) about my decision to start a company, he hugged me and wished me luck. They have seen life, they have seen thousands and thousands of students and if they say it is a good decision, I am sure it is a good decision.

Reservation

Reservation should be a mix of all criteria. If you take a caste that comes under reservation, 80 per cent of the people will be poor and 20 per cent rich, the creamy layer. For the general category, it will be the other way around.

I feel equal weightage should be given for the economic background. A study has to be done on what is the purpose of reservation and what it has done to the needy. It should be more effective and efficient. In my case, I would not have demanded for reservation. I accepted it because the society felt I belonged to the deprived class and needed a helping hand.

Today, the opportunities are grabbed by a few. They should be ashamed of their ability if they avail reservation even after becoming an IAS officer or something like that. They are putting a burden on the society and denying a chance to the really needy.

I feel reservation is enough for one generation. For example, if the child's father is educated, he will be able to guide the child properly.

Take my case, I didn't have any system that would make me aware of the IITs and the IIMs. But I will be able to guide my children properly because I am well educated. I got the benefits of reservation but I will never avail of it for my children. I cannot even think of demanding reservation for the next generation.

 

 

Friday, September 01, 2006

Kitne intelligent bachhe hai

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examinations in
 Swindon Wiltshire. These are genuine responses (from 16 year olds).

 Geography

 Q: Name the four seasons.

 A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

 Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
 drink.

 A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
 pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

 Q: How is dew formed?

 A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them sweat.

 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

 A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
 to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
 nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.



 Sociology

 Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

 A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

 Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?

 A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

 Q: What are steroids?

 A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.



 Biology

 Q: What happens to your body as you age?

 A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

 Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

 A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

 A: Premature death.

  Q: What is artificial insemination?

 A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

 A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen)

 A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the
 abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
 the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,
 A, E, O U, and I.

 Q: What is the Fibula?

 A: A small lie.

  Q: What does "varicose" mean?

 A: Nearby.

 Q: What is the most common form of birth control?

 A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

 Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."

 A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

 Q: What is a seizure?

 A: Roman emperor.

 Q: What is a terminal illness?

 A: When you are sick at the airport

 Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

 A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like

 umbrellas.



 English

 Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its
 meaning.

 A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

 Q: What does the word "benign" mean?

 A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.



 Technology

 Q: What is a turbine?

 A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head