Red Indian training.

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Sure chief, coming right up...'

He gets the Red Indian a tall mug of coffee..., and he drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning he returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, 'Me want coffee?'

The waiter says, 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?'

He smiles and proudly says, 'Me training for top management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of the day

Your favorite superhero is a .NET programmer

Your Favourite super hero

• Can force garbage collector in your PC to clean your Office Room.
• Doesn't follow any coding standards . All coding standards follow him.
• Can run .NET exe on any platform like Mac , Linux, Unix , Windows ,Mobile etc and not the least Railway platforms too .
• Can solve the bug just by staring it . The Bug should lose or he might use the Spray(HIT) to kill the Bug.
• Can override a sealed function / variable.
• Can make a class abstract and sealed both at same time.
• Doesn't get any compiler errors, the IDE will abide by him.
• Can make a variable of type float to float in the water .
• Can access all the private data of the class.
• Creates Array of infinite size because he doesn't have any boundaries
• Can code without computers
• Can return a value from a void functions.
• Can use the Binary Search Algorithm and get it to work even on the unsorted Data .
• Can delete the Recycle bin
• Never uses "try" on the code, he will directly "catch" the exceptions.
• Can divide by zero.
• Can create a integer variable and assign infinity as value .
• Can use the Blue screen Error in Windows when the computer's brightness is higher and can revert it back immediately with touch.
• Can type in without pressing escape key . Infact his keyboard doesn't contain one . No one can escape from him .
• Can write code that optimizes itself.

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Regards,
Kuldeep Verma
http://kuldeepverma.blogspot.com/

Do you know, Why the recession happened!

 

*A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in London one night.** ** The Indian driver keeps staring and does not start the cab.** ** Woman: Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before???** ** Indian Driver: I am not staring at you lady..... just wondering where you kept money to pay me!** ** Moral: That is what most of the American and European banks failed to do (i.e.) Assessing repayment capacity before taking exposure!!*

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Regards,
Kuldeep Verma