Driving Liscence form in Bihar

Hello friends,this is the application form to be filled in Bihar to obtain
a Bihar Driving License...
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DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON
PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licen.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Misra (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty  (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of
children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________
Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy
thumb impression also. Pleaje

provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your
thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht
hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT
THIS

Who's Guilty???

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:
"Up!!  Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his butt, and then realizes:
"Damn, I'm the husband!"

 Who is guilty in this situation? ? ? ?

YAMARAJ (panchat :):)

MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.

SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE
NEXT 10 YEARS."

HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.

YAMRAJ SAID, "SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET."

weep the sidewalks...BANG!!!!!

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run; a lady kept hinting to her
husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her husband arrived
home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a
tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went
into the house.

He was gone only a few moments When he came out again, he handed her a
toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass", he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks".

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always limp.

shut up when i drive

A husband comes home after work and finds his wife frying eggs in the kitchen. He walks in and seeing her frying the egg starts yelling,

"CAREFUL ! CAREFUL !! MORE OIL !!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!

WE NEEED MORE OIL!!! HURRY UP! YOU ARE GOING TO STICK THEM!!

CAREFUL! CAREFUL!! TURN THEM! FAST FAST!! TURN THEM NOW !!!

HURRY UP!! ARE YOU CRAZY???? THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL !! YOU

DIDN'T PUT SALT?? ADD SALT NOW !!

The wife is very upset, "Well , what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling, I'm not deaf, and do you think i don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calms down and replies smilingly, "This is to show you what it feels like, when i am driving the car and you are sitting next to me."

Tidy Housekeeper

The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper.

It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband
called from the hall, somewhat dismayed:


"Honey, what happened to the dust on this table?
I had a phone number written on it."