He loved her
But married another
One became the wife
The other became the password
But married another
One became the wife
The other became the password
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Sanity Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "Whatis the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offera teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient toempty the bathtub."
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person wouldchoose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person wouldpull the plug."
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