Sanity Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,  "Whatis the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offera teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient toempty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person wouldchoose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person wouldpull the  plug."