A husband comes home after work and finds his wife frying eggs in the kitchen. He walks in and seeing her frying the egg starts yelling,
"CAREFUL ! CAREFUL !! MORE OIL !!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!
WE NEEED MORE OIL!!! HURRY UP! YOU ARE GOING TO STICK THEM!!
CAREFUL! CAREFUL!! TURN THEM! FAST FAST!! TURN THEM NOW !!!
HURRY UP!! ARE YOU CRAZY???? THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL !! YOU
DIDN'T PUT SALT?? ADD SALT NOW !!
The wife is very upset, "Well , what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling, I'm not deaf, and do you think i don't know how to fry an egg?"
The husband calms down and replies smilingly, "This is to show you what it feels like, when i am driving the car and you are sitting next to me."
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