Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One
lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was
standing at
the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or
was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The
other day,
I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was
going to sleep or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly, "Well,
my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on
the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
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