PJ

1)      They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense


2)Its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives!?!!!?!


3) It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI


4) After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Checked 1st patient
eyes, tongue & ears by torch
& finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI


5) what is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
          Magnets have a positive side!


6) Its funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
     It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


7)     a person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
         A person, who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE…
         A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!