A man walks up to a woman and asks, "Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?"
She quickly replies, "Yes."
So then he asks, "Would you sleep with me for $20?"
Astounded by the question she says, "Of course not. What kind of woman do you think I am?"
He says, "Well we've already determined that. Now I'm just working on the price."
----------------------------------------------------------A man walks into a bar and sees a miniature man sitting on a table playing a miniature piano.
He's fascinated and watches the man play for a few minutes, then asks the bartender, "How did you find such a tiny man to play the piano?"
The bartender replies, "I found a lamp with a genie in it who granted me one wish."
"And you asked for a 10-inch pianist?"
"Well, not exactly."
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