Me and a friend were walking through a store and came across toilet paper with Trump’s face on it among a large group of similarly hilarious gag gifts. While the thought of wiping my ass with his face amused me I was still semi-indifferent to the existence of it, until my friend picked it up, looked it over and said
“This is terrible business practice.”

I was kind of taken aback by this assuming that my friend was gonna say something about respecting people in power or something along those lines,
but I kept my cool and simply asked  “How so?”

“Why would you sell toilet paper with shit already on it?”

I roared with laughter and didn’t stop until people started giving us looks.