The Ceiling Fan

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front
of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?
" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is
that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is
that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.The hands have only
moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in
his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office",replied St.Peter, "I'm
using it as a ceiling fan."