so I pushed it back in

Little Johnny came home from Catholic school with a black eye. His
father saw it and asked "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not
to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.
We all stood up and my teacher in front of me and had her dress in the
crack of her butt. I reachd over and pulled it out. That's when she hit
me!

"Johnny", the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to
women."

Sure enough, the very next day Little Johnny came home with the other
eye black and blue. His father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Little Johnny said. "It wasn't my fault. There we were in
church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us
had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next
to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she
doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"