Clever :)

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in


  and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

  The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
  over

  and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

  Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

  The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

  And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
  million

  Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

  And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

  Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you
  no-one
  would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"