men and women

  I never quite figured out :
  
  why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. 
  the whole Venus  and Mars thing.
why men think with their head and women with their heart.
 
FOR EXAMPLE:

  
    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into  bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
 
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
 
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just  love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
 
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch  and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I  told her we'll  just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
 
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I  was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't  even  know how to play tennis.
 
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
 
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction  from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally  said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No
honey, I don't  feel  like  it."
 
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a  baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want  you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're  just not in touch  with  my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your  shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this looklike she was going to kill me, I added,   "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.