Bheja Fry questions.

• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Whats a question with no answer called?
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Can you cry under water?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?