Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with
the tip of his index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh
replied.
The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by
shooting your finger?"
"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I
thought my face would look horrible, then I put it
in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get
my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear
and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so
I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
trigger.
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