Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Celebrate

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks
"I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know
him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that
since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could
celebrate that long.

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