Some more

A little boy went up to his father and asked: 
Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?
 The father replied. œWell son, you must 
have got it from your mother, because I still have mine


 

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, 
and values. Stu said, I did'nt sleep with my wife before we got 
married, did you?” Leroy replied, I not sure, what was her maiden  
name?


Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce 
court Judge said, And I have decided to give your wife $775 a 
week,That's very fair, your honor, the husband said. And every  
now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.


A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is 
feeling. I am O K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor 
used in surgery, he answered. What did he say? asked the nurse.  
OOPS!