three wise men

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an 
examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady!  
Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that 
*her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation 
by having sex with a boy.
 
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! 
Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last  
time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men 
came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got 
your daughter pregnant!"