Koun Banega Crorepathi

A husband and wife are watching T.V. in bed -- "Koun Banega Crorepathi" 
is on.

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Do you want to have sex?"

"Nope." the wife says, not even looking up. 

The husband asks, "Is that your final answer?"

"That's my final answer," she agrees.

He says, "Then I'd like to phone a friend...."