This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a
puzzled look.
"Mom, why is my bigger brother named Thunderstorm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a
mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a
cornfield when we made
her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
"Because we were watching the moon landing while she
was conceived."
Thoughtfully, Mother paused and asked her son, "Tell
me, Broken Rubber,
why
are you so curious?"
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. - Woody Allen
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
name them appropriately
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