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A policeman was interviewing 3 SARDARS who were
getting trained to become detectives. To test their skills in
recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and
then hides it.
 
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch
him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the 
picture I showed is his side profile." 

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he 
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR
and asks him,

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" 
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says,
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter
with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because 
it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come
up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, 

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before 
giving me a stupid answer."

The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment
and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.  

"Well, that's an  interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while
I check this file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on 
his face. 
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact
wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an
acute observation?"

"That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses 
because he only has one eye and one ear."

bolo ta ra ra ra*...