One day many years ago at a school in South London a
Teacher said to
the class of 5-year-olds,
" I'll give Pounds 20 to the
child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand, up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The
teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either. Finally,
a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It
was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh,
come up here and
I'll give you the Pounds 20." As the teacher was giving
Jignesh his money,
she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're Gujarati, I was
very surprised
you said Jesus Christ."
Jignesh replied,"Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord
Krishna, but
business is business!"
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. - Woody Allen
Thursday, July 28, 2005
business is business
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