College Grads.....

College Grads.....

At the urinal two white guys and an Indian were standing side by side. 
The first white guy finished and zipped his pants up and started to 
wash his hands.....Clear up to his elbows he then used about 20 paper  
towels before he was done. He then turned to the other two guys and said "I 
graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be 
clean" The second white guy finished by quickly wetting his finger tips and  
grabbed one paper towel and said "I graduated from the University of 
California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." the 
Indian guy was about to just walk out the door when he said "I was taught  
long, long ago by a wise elder not piss on my hands"