2 Lakota guys and a dude from New York are on a hunting trip. On the
first day, one Lakota goes out, and less than an hour later returns with
a deer. The guy from New York is blown away. "How did you get your deer
so fast?!" "Easy" says the Lakota guy, "I looked for tracks, found
them, followed them, and got my deer."
The next day the 2nd Lakota guy goes out, and less than an hour later
returns with a deer. The guy from New York is blown away again, just
flabbergasted. "How did you get YOUR deer so fast?!" "It's simple" says
the Lakota guy, "I looked for tracks, found them, followed them, and
there was the deer."
On the third day, the New York guy goes out. He doesn't return, and
when darkness begins to fall, the two Lakota guys go looking for him. They
found him lying at the base of a hill, bloodied up, clothes torn, and
bones broken. "What happened to you?" they asked. "I did just what you
told me to do, I looked for tracks, found them, followed them, and the
damn train ran me over."
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. - Woody Allen
Friday, July 15, 2005
Deer hunting
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