Echoing sentiments for the MEN...njoy!!

I know u will agree every word mentioned here.........


Thought1:

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. 
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. 

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?


Thought 2:

The average man's life consists of -
twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going; fortY  
years of having his wife ask the same question;and at the end, the mourners 
wondering too.


Thought 3:

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u 
take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." 

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was 
astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. 
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand 
still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will  
die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came
careening around the corner, barely missing him.

Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" 

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man  
asked.."And where the hell were you when I got married"