Enjoy some Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool at the other.



3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 


5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from
the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by 
the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .. 

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce come! s before
marriage. 

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.