Santa's ferrari:

Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New -
Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you
get it from)
Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine  
kende
"want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once
in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. 
take
anything"
Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa " 
Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car)
Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou
wouldn't have fit into her clothes).