CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. The new 
CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers.



On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a  
wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, 
except for this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means 
business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do  
you make a week?"



A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make 
$300.00 a week.........Why?"



The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks'  
pay,now GET OUT and don't come back!"



Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks 
around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me which department 
that worker belonged to?" 



















With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He is the 
Pizza delivery guy from Dominos'.