As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. - Woody Allen
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.- 12% said it was to go to the toilet. - 83% said it was to go home.
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